Ok, so at Weber we have testing centers and we can arrange to go take our tests within the time slots the teacher allows. And so for my final test in Medical Terminology, I went to take it at the testing center. And this was during finals week, so the testing center was absolutely packed with students. And with this test, I had a bunch of spelling questions, so I had to put on the headphones to listen the the word and that it would tell me to spell. This is the funny part. My very first question on the test happened to be a spelling question and the headphones were up as loud as they could go and before I could get them on my head, it blares out "COLPOSCOPY: VISUAL EXAMINATION OF THE VAGINA!" Ha ha, I got a lot of weird looks. It was probably the best thing ever. totally made my day.
That was probably my favorite story of the semester. I was hit on by several nerds at Institute. which was unfortunate, for them and me. This one paraplegic guy keeps trying to ask me out. Last time I basically told him that I was busy for the rest of my life. One guy looked about 30 and he was balding and he looked like he hadn't been to the dentist for his whole life. Another creeper slept on my shoulder on the bus ride. Ugh, I don't want to continue. Anyways, they all had "sweet spirits".
I won't tell about all the strange things that I did this semester. The list is forever long. Just ask Brianna. She witnessed most of it. Now she just ignores me. She is used to my strange behaviors. Yes, I have done stranger things than shove cheeseballs down my throat.
I think I talked to my dog more than anyone else this semester. Especially these last few days. She probably knows just as much about the human body and the economic history of the U.S. as I do. Every time I would get fed up with studying, I would take her on a walk. We went on a LOT of walks. I'm gonna have to start switching up our routes. I'm sure my neighbors think I'm crazy.
I realized something. Life doesn't have to be antisocial. I forgot about that.
Today was horribly and dreadfully wretched. I celebrated like a crazy lady on crack when I finished my last test. I won't go into details.
I forgot where I was going with this. I think I was going to tell funny stories that happened, but I can't remember any of them. I am just so incredibly, amazingly, unimaginably happy that this semester is over and I didn't fail my economics class. Thank goodness I don't have to take another economics class ever again in my whole entire life. Oh yeah, and it's Christmas, my favorite time of the year. Best day out of all the other 365. It wins. Hands down. I'm not taking votes on this one.
