Not only are we are weird couple like Napolean and Deb, but we are also weird looking. He is roughly 6'8" And I am roughly 5'4". There is quite the size difference. It always made the kiss goodnight interesting though!! He would have to squat down like he was playing defense or trying to do the splits and I would still have to go on my tip toes. Sometimes I would switch it up and stand on a couple steps higher than him and that would level us out a little. So I make fun of us and call us the hippo and the giraffe. I'm quite obviously the hippo. And I drew this beautiful picture and sent it to him.
Yep, we are dorks. But I love us.